A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man
looks over at his wife and said, "Your butt is getting really big, I mean
really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he
proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went
over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes,
I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed,
the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards
his wife who completely brushes him off. " What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for
one little weenie?"
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